Smart Poop: Using Number 2 to Track COVID-19 | The Daily Social Distancing Show

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“We know that waste contains a rich source of information on our health and wellbeing… but every day we’re flushing this information down the toilet." Michael Kosta talks to a biotech expert about how data from our poop could help fight COVID. #DailyShow #MichaelKosta #Coronavirus
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AbyssGnasher
AbyssGnasher 5 ժամ առաջ
Michael isn't even funny...
J. Skellington
J. Skellington 12 օր առաջ
Everyone in my neighborhood has septic tanks. 😯
beach side
beach side 14 օր առաջ
This shit has to stop !!!
Jo B
Jo B 15 օր առաջ
I’m LOLOLOL- cuz I’m a lady
lamindy
lamindy 15 օր առաջ
Are these the types of topics that we have to look forward to now that Trump is behind us? Sigh.
Emily Belkowitz
Emily Belkowitz 16 օր առաջ
My school’s planning to do this when we go back
Pippimann Terrortv
Pippimann Terrortv 16 օր առաջ
i ment with words
Leah Newton
Leah Newton 17 օր առաջ
Haha, XD, the guest has to hold onto her laugh, but her body trembled as she tried to hold it in. That's how funny this show can be! It's a poop-show! (Poop Joke Counter: 1️⃣💩)
parnell45jon paton34king
parnell45jon paton34king 17 օր առաջ
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Muhammad Lebowski
Muhammad Lebowski 17 օր առաջ
The poop lady has a bookshelf with books and also a microwave right next to oven. Strange arrangement...
AJBL84
AJBL84 17 օր առաջ
Who poops between cars? Nvm don’t answer that lol.
FastPacedCheese
FastPacedCheese 17 օր առաջ
Ayo Kosta, you're from now on under the formal injonction delivered by the high instance of coolitude aka ME to from now on hide a poop joke in erry single one of your sketches //
ExstncDotCom
ExstncDotCom 17 օր առաջ
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Felix Baier
Felix Baier 17 օր առաջ
1:52 at least we know how to control a virus
dodekaedius
dodekaedius 17 օր առաջ
Reads title: "smart poop. Using number 2..." Checks thumbnail for the poopong guy on toilet seat 2..
Mahesh Yadav
Mahesh Yadav 17 օր առաջ
Just let her science the shit out of this.
Tootsla 125
Tootsla 125 17 օր առաջ
You leave your dog’s poop on the sidewalk????? Are you nuts? Where do you get off leaving your dog’s crap on a public sidewalk. That’s just wrong.
wizzzer1337
wizzzer1337 18 օր առաջ
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Desmond Hawkins
Desmond Hawkins 18 օր առաջ
Funniest Daily Show interview I've seen for a while, it reminded me of Rob Corddry's airplane toilet reporting. Michael Kosta is the best correspondent on this show, by far.
ThE DuCk
ThE DuCk 18 օր առաջ
This is a shitty conversation !
ATT
ATT 18 օր առաջ
She could be a model.
The future is in our hands
The future is in our hands 18 օր առաջ
Уважаемые дамы и господа !! Я желаю вам счастливого нового года! Скоро новый год! Наступает новая ЭРА! все беды позади !, Пусть хорошее настроение никогда не покидает Вас! Удачи вам, удачи нам !, всем удачи ..... Я вас всех люблю .... С поклоном, Геннадий. Дорогие! Я из России, сибиряк ... Позиционирую себя: ИЗОБРЕТАТЕЛЬ! ... Мое ноу-хау !, (Роторно-конвейерный тип отбора мощности) позволит получать энергию из речного потока без каких-либо специальных гидротехнических сооружений. Без угля, газа или нефти ... круглый год- экологический. Показать полностью ...
M. Moolhuysen
M. Moolhuysen 18 օր առաջ
Only that recently? We have started monitoring such measurements in The Netherlands since March 2020. Also, I could not resist to let out maniacal laughter when she said: "About two months ago, when the scope of the Corona virus outbreak became clear". Again really, only then?
Lionfrog 13
Lionfrog 13 18 օր առաջ
Runs out of poop jokes Next line: can I opt out of that by shitting in a bucket?
Fiona Draco
Fiona Draco 18 օր առաջ
#trevornoahfro Why has it gotten smaller?!
Levi and his Bae
Levi and his Bae 18 օր առաջ
I'm German... what?? XD
Poop Poop
Poop Poop 18 օր առաջ
Poooooop
Bess Smith
Bess Smith 18 օր առաջ
💩
Mali R
Mali R 18 օր առաջ
I like how he asks how does she know we all poop and pee everyday😂 I know people with digestive issues that as a matter of fact Do Not poop everyday. Sometimes for days!
Andrea Edgin Wynn
Andrea Edgin Wynn 18 օր առաջ
Genius + humor = Awesomeness
Tra'C
Tra'C 18 օր առաջ
I don't have time for this shit!
Kirtan Desai
Kirtan Desai 18 օր առաջ
Finally some new god**** content from the dsds
Galahm Milesius
Galahm Milesius 18 օր առաջ
What's Next in the Future ? The POOP POLICE.....
James Paul
James Paul 18 օր առաջ
lol South Park did it
Nyxeline
Nyxeline 18 օր առաջ
I like trevor better
Aries Sanjaya
Aries Sanjaya 18 օր առաջ
My breakfast!!
Paula Crichlow
Paula Crichlow 18 օր առաջ
I thought there was only going to be three poop jokes... lol
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Melvin Fernandez
Melvin Fernandez 18 օր առաջ
such an efficient use of youtube... just replay all your old stuff for new revenue!
Paul Dixon
Paul Dixon 18 օր առաջ
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Alexcya Basilio
Alexcya Basilio 18 օր առաջ
Lol this lady is way too formal for this interviewer.
Andres Yengle
Andres Yengle 18 օր առաջ
me pooping while watching this
Immortal Sugimoto
Immortal Sugimoto 18 օր առաջ
Everybody poops. Except for very anal retentive people that prefer to overthrow governments rather than, you know, *let things go*
herogravity
herogravity 18 օր առաջ
Haha, Costa, you savage
Threbel
Threbel 18 օր առաջ
In Europe this is actually a thing for a long period of time www.emcdda.europa.eu/topics/pods/waste-water-analysis_en
Panseshi
Panseshi 18 օր առաջ
Everyone pees and poops everyday. Me who sometimes poop once in 2 weeks: 🥺👍
David Kempton
David Kempton 18 օր առաջ
@3:55, she explains why this work is of major importance - real quantifiable data letting government know when the local infection rate is low enough to safely re-open.
Hosseyn Shanbeh Zaadeh
Hosseyn Shanbeh Zaadeh 18 օր առաջ
The lady looks so nice, if I didn't know what she's doing, I assumed she has never even heard of poop.
Mads Horn
Mads Horn 12 օր առաջ
@Nunya Bizness That is one possibility :-) But then why did you feel uncomfortable enough to comment? And if we don't go out on tangents how do we get out of bad old groves?
Nunya Bizness
Nunya Bizness 12 օր առաջ
@Mads Horn" You may tell yourself that that was not your intention, but it is bleeding obvious to the rest of us what's going on" Nah, just you! Some things are just face value. You read way to much into this and just wanted to go on a tangent.
Hosseyn Shanbeh Zaadeh
Hosseyn Shanbeh Zaadeh 16 օր առաջ
@Mads Horn I think it depended on the looks of the beard on that guy, and his manners. :-) Happy New Year.
Mads Horn
Mads Horn 17 օր առաջ
@Hosseyn Shanbeh Zaadeh I am not saying that you are a bad person :-) Just that there is a couple of dynamics still eluding you. You'd never have thought this about a bearded guy in the same field. Maybe use 2021 to figure out why :-) Happy new year :-)
Hosseyn Shanbeh Zaadeh
Hosseyn Shanbeh Zaadeh 17 օր առաջ
@Mads Horn I would have said that if she was also a very nice-looking guy. It's not about her sexuality, it's about her looking charming, talking well, and being polite. And the comment was not THAT serious, you see.
maihon manuel
maihon manuel 18 օր առաջ
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maihon manuel 18 օր առաջ
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Fauler Perfektionist
Fauler Perfektionist 18 օր առաջ
Oh, Michael, these puns _stink._ Okay. I'll see myself out, now.
sean h
sean h 18 օր առաջ
That joke had bad taste.
David Choi
David Choi 18 օր առաջ
Adult Swim saw the future. Smart Pipe | Infomercials | Adult Swim
Fauler Perfektionist
Fauler Perfektionist 18 օր առաջ
"So Biobot is based on a very simple concept. Everybody pees and poops every day." "How do you know that?" You laugh, but when I first got to boot camp, the environment was such a shock that no one in our division took a dump for _three days._ Of course then we adapted, and took _one_ dump that made _up_ for it, so... 🤷
clint cole
clint cole 18 օր առաջ
Truth
Aaron N
Aaron N 18 օր առաջ
You get a high 5 for civic duty! 👏🏾🖐🏾
syodrome
syodrome 18 օր առաջ
I am guessing this is a repost of an old segment. Aristotle University in Thessaloniki has been doing this since April so either this is old or ridiculously inaccurate.
zax2004
zax2004 18 օր առաջ
It is an old segment reposted, yeah
Random ice lol LoL
Random ice lol LoL 18 օր առաջ
Nooooo this too much lol and no hahahahahhahahahhaa ahahahahhaahahah ahahahah
Mind YourOwn
Mind YourOwn 18 օր առաջ
Looking in the comments, and some of you are really thirsty to be talking about beautiful she supposedly is. She's average and okay but she certainly isn't the prettiest. This pandemic and quarantine has definitely got people thirsty. Besides if they interviewed her again it should be for whatever knowledge she has to share about their research and findings. Not for looks. The world we live in is getting sad.
Konan Honim
Konan Honim 18 օր առաջ
In Europe, the sale méthode is applied to track cocaïne usage in Big cities.
Edward Singer
Edward Singer 18 օր առաջ
this is the most genius covid-related scientific development i have heard of so far
First Name Last Name
First Name Last Name 18 օր առաջ
Sooooo... i'm not the only one imaging exactly what it would look like for her to poop, right?
Brave Soul
Brave Soul 18 օր առաջ
That's alot of shit to analyze. I'll bet BioBot workers feel pooped out...I'll show myself out.
avery neal
avery neal 18 օր առաջ
Monitoring and tracking my poop! I wonder what Q would say about this?
TWSTF 8
TWSTF 8 18 օր առաջ
She totally had to struggle to resist laughing at a couple of those juvenile jokes lol 😂 (She was STRAINING to HOLD IT IN lol get it? c'mon, GET IT?!?) 💩
GRATE MUSIC
GRATE MUSIC 18 օր առաջ
That's how i know it's all BS
Roxas Yoshi'mari
Roxas Yoshi'mari 18 օր առաջ
I'm literally taking a dump watching this.
Samuel Aganbi
Samuel Aganbi 12 օր առաջ
Doing your civic duty👍
Vice Goodn
Vice Goodn 17 օր առաջ
Pooping for science
AJBL84
AJBL84 17 օր առաջ
Hoping not between cars
Nebbo
Nebbo 18 օր առաջ
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decide2think
decide2think 18 օր առաջ
Newsha... smart and beautiful!
Tuti Fruti
Tuti Fruti 18 օր առաջ
Spanish, Italian, Brazilian poop shows traces of COVID19 as early as March 2019. So, I'm renaming it to COVID18 at least, or COVID17 even 16. .Easily.
merian Dimond
merian Dimond 18 օր առաջ
🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
Anonymous
Anonymous 18 օր առաջ
Hi everyone! I hope you have a nice day and stay safe! God bless you! :D
drako_ bunny
drako_ bunny 18 օր առաջ
She’s so beautiful 🥲 can we get a follow up interview?
Mind YourOwn
Mind YourOwn 18 օր առաջ
No. 😂
Joseph McNair
Joseph McNair 18 օր առաջ
Yup. Sewage analysis. Sounds great. Until your employer can purchase the test results from your house. Or more realistically & tragically, your health insurance company. In ten years if there's too much meat or Cheetos in your diet. "We can't tie that back to an individual person." Yet. Welcome to the future unless YOU do something to change it.
UserOfTheNames
UserOfTheNames 18 օր առաջ
POOP DOOKIE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SAY AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣 POOP POOP 🤣🤣🤣 PEE POOPS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
IGNANT4LIFE
IGNANT4LIFE 18 օր առաջ
my civic "dooty"
Kostas
Kostas 18 օր առաջ
we use this method in Greece because goverment doesnt test the population and the numbers that produced fro this is sooo off the real numbers! its a haux method .... so the lady that calls that an american company used this for first time is false. this type reasearch is being contact by greek public universities for ages with disclamer that those number cant be used as a method to check the population!!!!! fact check fact check fact check noah...... dont become like the rest american shows...
Mark Price
Mark Price 18 օր առաջ
You cannot have my poop! - Dalinar
Omotayo Satuyi
Omotayo Satuyi 18 օր առաջ
Wow finding Covid in poop man 2020 really is a crazy year
trever
trever 18 օր առաջ
Thank you for bringing *dookie* back into my vocabulary.
label Mail
label Mail 18 օր առաջ
that is standard procedure in Austria and Germany so they know how many current Covid infected people are in a given area.
Nicole Dambacher
Nicole Dambacher 18 օր առաջ
It is? Didn't know that...
Jimmy Joedailey
Jimmy Joedailey 18 օր առաջ
Sounds like a reason for someone to get there fetish on.💩💩
Heather Valentin
Heather Valentin 18 օր առաջ
Wakes up looking for creepy cult documentaries... Instead I’m watching this 🤦🏻‍♀️
TristeRobot
TristeRobot 18 օր առաջ
Adult Swim already came up with the Smart Pipe in 2014 am-posts.info/list/p63Q0Xjd0YzKe4I/video
bread
bread 18 օր առաջ
I read the title and I said The future is wired
D Legionnaire
D Legionnaire 18 օր առաջ
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Thomas Keenan
Thomas Keenan 18 օր առաջ
Or rapid home testing. Blood, spit or poo. Once a year I prep 2 stool samples for testing for health exam. But if this helps shit yeah.
Caroline Mennessier
Caroline Mennessier 18 օր առաջ
The firefighters in France at Marseille are doing the same thing with samples of poop analysis, they are working with IHU and the professor Didier Raoult.
tHaT vEgAn cHiCk
tHaT vEgAn cHiCk 18 օր առաջ
“What’s great about sewage is...” A phrase I never thought I’d hear. 😄
Samson Camren
Samson Camren 18 օր առաջ
30:27 Anyone want to do this with me😍💋 💝💖♥️❤️
King Zachariah
King Zachariah 18 օր առաջ
Very happy 😍💋 💝💖♥️❤️
ESTHER_ON_ORGANICS
ESTHER_ON_ORGANICS 18 օր առաջ
Difficult to clean outta wedding tuxedo 🤵‍♂️? This got me Lol-ing 😂 😆
Eugene A
Eugene A 18 օր առաջ
I bet some people are now reconsidering eating the booty like a bag of groceries lol 🤣
David Kempton
David Kempton 18 օր առաջ
??? You think they didn't know what's in there?
Random Name
Random Name 18 օր առաջ
Gross lol. What are these people thinking... "mmmm, gonna eat me some asshole!" Like wtf seriously.
MLG GAMER
MLG GAMER 18 օր առաջ
He still did more poop jokes than he wanted to LOL Tbh I would too so same boat right?
riel nholt Lon
riel nholt Lon 18 օր առաջ
Need lovely 😍💋 💝💖❤️
باحث عن الحقيقة
باحث عن الحقيقة 18 օր առաջ
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Wabi Sabi
Wabi Sabi 18 օր առաջ
😁😂✌
AL Johnson
AL Johnson 18 օր առաջ
Out of all that civic-doody got me.😂
DreamDemonify
DreamDemonify 18 օր առաջ
Having a cigarette while taking a poop is one of the best experiences in life. Trust Michael, he knows his shit.
Christopher Strong
Christopher Strong 18 օր առաջ
You've entered taken a dump while rolling ecstasy.
Rebecca Freeman
Rebecca Freeman 18 օր առաջ
Been saying this for a min, thats whats up...
Xavier Abii
Xavier Abii 18 օր առաջ
This is by far the crappiest research I've ever seen in my life.
ulysess oliveras
ulysess oliveras 18 օր առաջ
@Xavier Abii you sure do know it but is crappy 😆
bread
bread 18 օր առաջ
@Xavier Abii AYYYY 🤣
Xavier Abii
Xavier Abii 18 օր առաջ
@ulysess oliveras You could say I know my sh*t
ulysess oliveras
ulysess oliveras 18 օր առաջ
I see what you did there 😊
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